Coming out of the closet

My parents must have suspected when I was growing up.  There was something different about me.  The thing is, I didn’t have a word for it.  I was in high school before I ever heard the term, and it was usually a punch line in these parts. I didn’t want it to be true.  It would make life more difficult.  People would judge me.  I’d need to consider how I would raise my children.  How I’d handle holiday dinners.  But by January 1, 2006, I could no longer deny what I’d known in my heart of a long time.  I am a vegetarian.

It was often an awkward conversation on first dates.  But the right guy could look past it.  Little did I know that right guy would be a hunter and fisherman.  Venison invaded my freezer.  My children’s breath is ripe with jerky.  But he accepts my soy burger on the grill, respectfully turning it with a clean spatula.  And that’s what counts.

Our secret to success has often been dishes that you can easily top or toss with a grilled chicken breast or stir in some ground beef as you plate.  But occasionally we stumble upon “mock” meals that aren’t made with a soy product (he’s far too much of a man’s man to enjoy even the best chickenless nuggets).  I confess, another part of our family dinner arrangement includes my concession to add fish to my diet after our wedding.  And though I often consider cutting it back out, that middle ground is at the heart of this mock pulled pork sandwich.  It’s just our favorite BBQ sauce (Sweet Baby Ray’s) and a few cans of tuna fish heated up on the stove.  If you didn’t know better, you may swear it’s the real thing.

4 thoughts on “Coming out of the closet

  1. My daughter is a vegetarian and the rest of us are meat eaters, so I understand the challenge of making a meal that can go both ways. It made things so much easier once she decided to eat fish. On the other hand, there are a lot of things I would never have cooked if it hadn’t been for her.

  2. NO WAY???? Tuna with Barbecue sauce? That’s amazing! My mouth is wide open with amazement. I have got to try that. Loved the post – true that vegetarians in certain areas of the country are looked at with suspicion. I remember the first time I made a vegetarian lasagna for a meat – lover from North Dakota. Half way through the meal he said “There’s something different about this lasagna – it’s really good but there’s something different” I said “Well maybe it’s because it has spinach instead of meat ” and he almost fell out of his chair.

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